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If you make something easier for yourself they call you lazy. If you make something easier for everyone else they call you a genius.
They say the camera adds 10lbs. Stop eating cameras!
Always look out for #1. Don´t step in #2 either.
This skinny girl just told me she "forgets" to eat? Is that possible? I just licked her face in case it`s contagious.
My brain is giving me the silent treatment
When a woman says, "I`m NOT crazy" *clapping her palms together per syllable* That`s universal for, "You`re going to die."
Women`s logic: I went to buy a suit. But i saw a beautiful pair of shoes. So i bought this handbag.
No magician can do a trick that impresses me as much as that ‘take off my bra and make it appear out of my sleeve’ thing that girls do.
You being crazy doesn`t bother me. It`s you being crazier than me...That makes me freakin` jealous.
You know you are the ugly one if they ask you to take the photo.
I don`t know why it`s necessary to get a glass dirty, when wine tastes perfectly fine straight out of the bottle.
Look up procrastinator on Wikipedia. There’s a picture of me. Well there isn’t yet, but there will be. Probably by tomorrow. Maybe Tuesday.
Being all talk and no action sounds relaxing.
So many fun things to say ... too many relatives on Facebook to post!
most teens are switching to twitter instead of facebook. noone wants to get on facebook and catch dad pocking mom... if you kno what I mean;)