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79% of accidents happen in the home....... Finally, good news for the homeless
Laughter is the best medicine (that my insurance is willing to cover)
nothing says i love you like, "im going to buy you new duct tape for your taillight, what color you want? "
I wish the Microsoft Paperclip would just pop up when I’m making a questionable decision for my life.
OH I´m sorry! I didn´t realise you were giving me a dirty look. I just thought you were ugly like that all the time!
Do they have to play movies so loud at the theatre? I litterally have to scream into my phone.
I just bumped into my old headmistress who said how weird it is to see me all grown up now. Surely it would be weirder if I was still 9.
I want to put a bib on a baby that says "This dumbass put my cape on backwards." lol
Doing some laundry and hot single socks in my dryer are looking for a mate.
Walmartians: Nothing says `FML` like these curious abominations of the shopping world.
So Apple is gonna buy Beats by Dr. Dre... I guess "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" doesn`t apply to technology?
If I make you breakfast in bed. A simple `Thank you.` is all I need! Not all this `How did you get in my house?` business!
Life is to short ... to waste time matching socks.
A new study has found that men have a hard time reading women`s facial expressions. Main reason? They usually aren`t looking at her face.
If you`re ever worried there`s an intruder in your house, shout 69 down the stairs. If no one laughs, there`s no one there