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Whoever determined that a 1-inch candy bar should be called “fun sized” should really re-evaluate their standards for entertainment.
Better pound all these beers so I can get the bottles in the bin for recycling day.
The guy below me obviously doesn`t know that R2-D2 is in movies, not television
Parents: Where are you going at this time of the night all dressed up like a slut? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.
I am busier than a one legged man in an arse kicking contest.
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent ? That’s why I never take baths...
So when is this `old enough to know better` suppose to kick in ?
I found a spider in my shoe. He looks ridiculous, they`re way too big for him.
Government shutdown day 8: Electricity still works. Water is still running. No cool gangs to join yet. Worst apocalypse ever.
What does envelope 1 of 3 on my credit card bill mean?
If she owns more than 4 pairs of yoga pants, expect A LOT of text messages
Cleavage is like the sun, you can look... But its dangerous to stare
Apparently, you shouldn’t ask your wife if she’s off her meds more than once a week…
No thank you, I don`t need a coaster. I won`t be putting my drink down.
If you can read this please let me know - because it means I blocked the wrong person.