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I got kicked out of my Community Theater group when the director asked to see me limp. How was I to know he was talking about walking??
The cashier at the dollar store told me to have a good day. Like my purchase of shelf liner suggested any other plan.
Wishing you a fabulous 2014 that is full of great achievements and experiences. A meaningful chapter waiting to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I`m not as smart as I used to be but then again you can`t stay a teenager all of your life.
I have no problem admitting that you made a mistake.
Until they get this spell-check problem with the iPhone fixed, it would be best not to text your wife and tell her she is looking fit.
I guess “Trying to be” isn’t really the answer the doctor was looking for when he asked if I was sexually active.
I wish I can start a new diet, but there`s a bunch of old diets I haven`t finish.
Of course the Pilgrims had a lot to be thankful for, all their in-laws were back in Europe.
The fact that Google autocompletes all of my questions just reaffirms how unoriginal all my problems are.
A new day : the possibilities, endless. the funds, insufficient.
I hear you`ve been very naughty ... Go to my room!
Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi Wan, and Darth Vader. He is both Aslan and Zeus…and he punches wolves. Why would you kidnap his family?
According to my childhood, 1 out of 3 pigs are excellent builders.
I am woman, hear me say the opposite of what I mean in that tone that means you`d better do what I meant and not what I said.