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I`m an outdoorsy kind of guy, I like to drink beer outdoors
Now what`s funny is "Si" from Duck Dynasty
Do Starbucks employees take coffee breaks?
Here`s to ignoring our real problems and getting outraged about something on the internet.
I sleep better naked.. why can´t the flight attendants understand this?
I`m concerned my kids will end up in therapy because I didn`t tell everyone on FB how much I love them.
I SOOOOO wanted Kim and Kayne to name their daughter Wild Wild...
I just accidentally opened the door for a Jehovah`s Witness and he took one look at me and just walked away.
"The more the merrier": My excuse for extra food.
I hate it when people dont know the differece between Ur and U`r
If a group of midgets performed the YMCA song, it is to be considered that they did it in lowercase?
I hear you`ve been very naughty ... Go to my room!
Some of the best memories I have are of times right before the cops showed up.
Folks, there`s no need to say GOODNIGHT on Facebook. NO ONE will be thinking " hey where did they go".
Is it just me, or would those movies had been far scarier if they were titled "Monday the 13th"