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President Obama says his daughters need minimum wage jobs to "learn what it means to work." May I suggest the same for members of Congress?
My teen thought it`d be funny to post as me on Facebook. I laughed and laughed and changed the wi-fi password. Good times!
You might be addicted to Facebook if you read my post`s every day...
It`s friday!! I smell vodka ;)
I`m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out I`ll pop open the red and drink that.
I was going to get a lot of stuff done tonight, but I didn`t. Because, you know...beer.
I am a drinker ... Hear me pour
Note to self: Stop leaving notes to yourself, you never read them anyway...
Iām tired of chasing my dreams, I`m just going to ask them where their going and meet them there later.
Trust me... You don`t want my undivided attention.
I think my other three stove burners are becoming jealous of front-right.
I wish tanning beds could pop you out like a toaster when you`re finished.
The only solution to a problem is to find the source and Kill it.
I prefer to think outside the box because things can get very dark inside it.
My Wife does this cute thing where she says that "actions speak louder than words" and then gets pissed at me for just nodding.