Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
some people just need a high-five......in the face......with a chair!
Surfing is a good choice for people who like skateboarding but wish it had more sharks.
The only thing worse than having a song stuck in your head for an entire day is not knowing the name of the song.
I wasn`t planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung G7 Note phones.
Please come see my theatrical dramatization of the history of puns ... It`s a play on words.
The most expensive part of having kids is all the booze I drink.
Laughter is not the best medicine. Laughter with large amounts of alcohol & wild crazy monkey sex - now that`s the best medicine.
According to customer service I can not bring sexy back... Without the receipt, apparently.
Life is hard, it`s even harder when your stupid.
Paintball is much more fun when the other people at Walmart don’t know we are playing.
It`s hard to focus on a home workout when your home also contains a refrigerator full of delicious food
I just don`t get life insurance. Why would I want to give my family a financial incentive to kill me?
Every so often you come across a person who always smiles no matter what, that person is the reason why random bitch slaps should be a thing
I can’t remember ever being told I’m a bad listener
Back in my day we had 9 planets.