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You lied....you don`t have a Klondike Bar do ya?
Just used the "f word" over on FB so I`m waiting for the villagers with their torches, axes, whatever those people use.
Is it wrong, to put people on your bucket list?
Halloween is the perfect time to redistribute those undesired condiment packets of ketchup, mustard, BBQ & soy sauce.
The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you would actually kill me.
Just told my dog "Don`t walk in your own poop" and it strikes me as good advice to pass on to the rest of you as well. Please: don`t.
The trouble with children is that they´re not returnable.
My GPS says "time of arrival" ... I see "time to beat."
B!tch, I will slap you by accident on purpose.
When cleaning my house: 1% Cleaning 30% Complaining 69% Playing with stuffs that I just found
I will stop loving you, when Spongebob gets his driving license.
This century is already 15% over.
Our neighbor said he wouldn`t mind me stealing their newspaper if I would at least put a robe on first.
I hate when the remote is way over there
It`s amazing what you can accomplish when you do stuff.