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A lot of people don`t realise that Shania Twain`s father, Mark, was actually a pretty good writer.
Okay, let’s get this straight. There’s no way everone here has the best boyfriend in the world.
9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
I`m only a morning person on December 25th
I`m only 2 girls short of a threesome.
Siri, destroy the vehicle in front of me.
Autocorrect is a great feature, but it can also be your worst enema.
500 + friends... and not one of you saw where I put the remote?
Whoever said "Lets do that" in the meeting for the pop-tarts without frosting, should be fired
If money cant buy happiness,explain beer!
The best things in life can`t be seen or touched....well, at least that`s what the restraining order says.
I’m always in a rush to get home so I can do absolutely nothing.
Happy 4/21! National work drug testing day!
Last night, I fell asleep with one of those new e-cigarettes in my mouth. I woke up half an hour later & my whole apartment was on the internet.
Went to Walmart yesterday and bought me a new toilet brush, I think I am gonna go back to using paper, it is much more gentle on the netherlands........