Daily Silly Status

Between Criminal Minds, CSI, Law and Order, Castle, and Monk...I am now fairly confident I can get away with pretty much anything.

You know it`s good advice, when your still confused afterwards.

I’m at Code 5 today. I don’t know. It’s something this lady in the coffee shop said and I liked it. So now I’m using it, too.

Apparently not checking the mail is not a valid excuse for not paying your bills. The more you know.

Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house...

Next time you are in a restaurant, give this a thought. The fork you are using has been in the mouth of hundreds of people. Now look at the people eating right by you. Scary, right?

It`s unfortunate that most people will never run out of things to say.

I mean really though...Why wash cups when you can just drink out of the jug?

don`t kiss the monitor, just ask me nicely..

People who walk down the escalator. Stop it, we have enough over achievers!

I solve all my problems by creating three new ones as distractions.

I had my Crayola guy re-run the numbers,,, and there`s only 36 shades of grey

So who wants to tell the person who just threw a new phone book on my porch about the internet?

One fun way to describe Facebook is “imagine you are a mind reader in Walmart.”

I’m thinking there’s some type of filter that prevents normal people from like my page