Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
If laziness was a sport, I would win first. Except I would have to send someone to except my medal.
Have some fun: goto the local bar. Play every Justin Beaber song and leave.
If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine :)
It`s never too late to follow your dreams. Unless your dream is to be a child actor, in which case yes, it`s too late.
Oh no. I thought of a brilliant status to update while taking bath but by the time I got back to my phone I forgot it. This is why I hate taking a bath.
It’s hard to tell if I’m dealing really well with life these days or if I just don’t give a sh!t.
When I drink I become everybody`s friend which makes up for my hating everybody when I`m sober.
The Internet: where no one is afraid to say the first thing that pops into their head.
Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
Now accepting friends that live on a lake and have a boat and/or jet skis
What an intoxicated Schwarzenegger might say to a police officer: "I`m an IDIOT you COP!"
What if Spider Man has to stop a crime in the countryside
A dating site based on Netflix viewing compatibility.
ooooh boy, Mother`s Day hangovers...always the worst huh?!
has a Massive drinking problem ... there is no alcohol in the house!