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"I`d like a bowl of soup please." "Any sides?" "I hope so, or it`ll go EVERYWHERE."
If I could turn invisible I’d go to Paris and beat up a performing street mime… The amount of applause he’d get would be amazing!
Never sit down in front of the computer while having breakfast because when you get up it’ll be dinner time.
It may not look like it, but I`m actually very handsome.
I just found handcuffs, a whip and a mask in my girlfriend’s bedroom. I can’t believe she’s a super hero.
I accidentally called 911, so I set my house on fire so I wouldn`t look stupid.
When I was your age we had to open all doors by ourselves ... None of them knew we were coming.
Ever get the feeling someone is watching you when you sleep? Yeah, sorry about that.
These Days everything is really starting to Click!.......My knee`s, my elbows, and the rest of my joints!
Today has been cancelled, due to lack of interest.
With all the new car technology you would think someone could invent a side mirror that could show where an object actually appears.
We live in a time where "He is hot" is more important than "He is a nice guy."
Nothing says " My divorce didn`t go as planned " quite like the guy with grocery bags hanging on the sides of his bicycles handlebars
Wanna have a little fun? Post "Anyone know a good lawyer?" Then sit back and watch the speculation run wild!
There’s no such thing as being ready for vacation to be over.