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This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job.
There`s no better reminder to visit your dentist than a trip to Walmart.
I got this new calorie counting app ... Every day I go for a new high score ... Winning!
My husband has a blanket pulled up over his face. I think this means he wants me to talk to him.
I try to avoid things that make me fat, like scales, mirrors, and photographs.
I love using my GPS, problem is I can`t find it.
If cats had wings, they would still just lay there.
Why do they call it "hiring a hitman" and not "ordering takeout"
I`ve probably spent a solid year of my life just staring into the refrigerator
I can update Facebook from anywhere. Even when crossing the stre
Shouldn`t the Air and Space museum be empty?
If you emphasize the ‘po’ in police they’re probably already after you.
I don`t get my neighbor. tells me to make my self at home but then gets pissed off when they come into the kitchen and I`m in my underwear making a sandwich.
Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.
Here`s a crazy trick to avoid looking fat in pictures: Lose weight.