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Two girls riding their bikes on a cobble stone road. 1st girl: I never came this way before. 2nd girl: Me neither. It must be the cobble stones.
Kids may be a gift, but I like playing with the box it came in.
Anyone know when Facebook is sending us our W-2`s?
Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before I go to bed?
Life is so much funnier if you have a dirty mind
Statistics say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. Does that mean that 1 enjoys it?
I dont want to sound like a badass or anything but I play Wii without the wrist strap on....
The only time my wife will ever scream "DEEPER, DEEPER" is when they are lowering my casket into the ground
In all my years, I have never finished a pencil.
I`m not homophobic, I love my house!
So I harvested my tomato today, it`s bound to be good considering the $43.29 I invested to plant it.
The nice thing about being a guy is your underwear only costs $10 for a 3-pack.
You know I feel the frustration that The Skipper endured because there are days that I too am surrounded by Gilligans
“Make it rain” is the only appropriate response when asked if you want freshly grated parmesan.
If you want to talk to me on the phone, I need at least three days notice.