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Email: 8 character min, including 1 upper, 1 lower, 1 number, 1 special character. ATM card: 4 numbers
Blockbuster sell sweets and ice cream to go with your DVD rental - who the hell wants to rent sweets and ice cream?
Water is life; without it we wouldn’t have coffee, whiskey or beer.
You know what would make my cubicle super cute? Fire.
I’m not shy, I’m just really good out figuring out who is not worth talking to.
Is it just me, or that sea witch Ursula from the Little Mermaid inspired from a full blown flamboyant drag queen?
If I ever put stuff in storage I`m going to write "gold bars" and "priceless memorabilia" on the boxes just to mess with storage wars.
When I say “wow, that’s crazy”, 99 percent of the time, it means I haven’t been listening to a word of your conversation.
I hate being bipolar, it`s great .
I painted a banner for our annual family picnic, but my Mom thought "Celebrating 100 Years of Undiagnosed Mental Illness" was inappropriate.
It`s always darkest before the dawn. So if you`re going steal your neighbor`s newspaper that`s be the time to do it.
As a future ghost, I`m kinda bummed out about the dress code.
I have the means to do anything that I want on my day off from work which means that I dont want to do anything on my day off from work.
Going to the toilet without your phone is like going to war without a gun
The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.