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Never look back. That’s where all the monsters are.
Some of the nicest women you`ll meet on Facebook are men.
Ha = I didn`t find that funny. Haha = That was funny. Hahahahaha = I want to sleep with you.
Before I got married I didn`t even know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge
I think for Halloween I am going to go as Karma. Some of you should be worried.
Every parent’s superpower is the ability to communicate “I love you!” and “I will kill you!” with a single look.
Just once...one time; can`t we buy a tree that doesn`t try to attack me when I come home drunk at 2am.
Hold boobs not grudges.
75% of my current net worth is in gift cards.
I can update Facebook from anywhere. Even when crossing the stre
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming... 1. Whenever you`re wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you`re right, shut up.
Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers. Nothing bad has happened, but I’m trying to be proactive.
Whenever you feel nobody cares or loves you. You should ask yourself...Am I TOO sexy?
Single Awareness Day ..... it`s a S.A.D. day
Remember before you give the finger from the safety of your car, not everyone has a schedule to keep.