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And then her mood ring just...exploded
I have just one word for beautiful women with questionable morals, poor decision making skills and an insatiable sex drive ..."Hi"
What is the difference between a trapeze artist and a supermodel?. The trapeze artist has a cunning stunt.
Call me an optimist, but I always viewed my cup as half full…of Vodka!!
99% sure my soulmate is a piece of pizza.
Cranked the treadmill up to MAX for 15 minutes. When I finally took a break my roller skates were hot to the touch.
Life is tough. It’s even tougher if you’re stupid.
I was cleaning one of my finger guns and accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar.
Is the "D" in Donkey Kong a typo? It should have been Monkey Kong right? These are the things that keep me up at night.
Deja Vu: When God thinks something is so funny he has to rewind it to show it to his friends
I wouldn’t say your ugly, you are just beautichallenged.
A third zebra strolls casually while whistling and pretending to read a newspaper onto Noah`s ark.
Why aren’t mustaches called mouth brows?
I just don`t think a partridge in a pear tree would make a great gift
If women kept their feelings to themselves would they explode? Guess we`ll never know.