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Let`s sleep in until it`s time to go to bed again
I just saw a giant spider in my room so I sprayed it with hairspray. It`s not dead, but its hair looks fabulous.
Benefits of dating me: 1. You`re the smart one
Secretly adding a tablespoon of butter to everything he eats is my long-term exit plan.
I hear the Pink Panther song when I sneak down the hall for a midnight snack..
How did Mexico keep enough people from crossing the border to field a full soccer team?
People who say they sleep like a baby usually dont have one
I just saw a man salute the Budweiser truck on the highway. LMAO
what is the difference between a Fly and a mosquito? ``A fly can fly, But a Mosquito can`t mosquito``
Jodi Arias dating O J Simpson now that would be a hell of a relationship
Don’t judge me for things I did a few seconds ago, I’ve changed since then.
LOQ "Laugh Out Quietly" because LOL is giving me a headache
My mind has a mind of its own.
I got a new high score today ... Sadly, it was on my bathroom scale
doesn`t need any help being bad but u can come along for the ride if your up for it.