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I can`t tell them apart, was that Milli or Vanilli doing the sign language at Madela`s funeral?
Some people are normal. What an awful, boring existence that must be.
Smooth move.........ExLax
Instead of torturing people for getting information, why don’t they just get them really drunk?
You know your fat when you sit in the bath tub and the water in the toilet rises.
I would watch NASCAR if it was more like Mario Kart.
The right man breaks your headboard, not your heart.
Inspirational status of the day: Don`t be a douche.
The buses don`t go where you live do they.
I hope manners is the next cool trend.
Always believe a woman when she says, "you don`t really wanna know"
Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It`s like a tattoo that yells at you.
Girl scout cookies suck! I ate like 20 boxes of thin mints and I`m not any thinner.
Actions speak louder than words, unless those words are spoken by a drunken woman.
Hey, car designers, you have kids, right? How is "limo window partition" between the front and back seat not an option yet?