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Two days is not enough time for a weekend.
Of course I’ll buy a polished rock made into a necklace. I’m on vacation, aren’t I?
I`m pretty sure some of you just drag your face across the keyboard and hit send.
They say if the palm of your hand itches, you`re going to get something. And if your crouch itches, you`ve already got it.
I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional.
The length of a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you´re on.
It only takes 2 ingredients to make a baby. Does that not blow your mind. Like at least there should be some flour or something.
I`m not sure what my credit score is but I`m pretty sure I`m losing.
“Grandbrother” sounds much cooler than uncle.
There are two reasons I would never drink toilet water. Number 1 and number 2.
A hot woman telling me about her boyfriend is like setting money on fire in front of a homeless person.
I`d like to thank Tetris for making me really good at loading my dishwasher.
I dropped my affordable health care because I couldn`t afford it .
Life hack: If you keep your mouth shut, no one will know you`re so stupid
Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves ...That`s where I come in...