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Pepsi and Coke can`t even be in the same restaurant together and society wants us all to get along. Pffftt.
I’ve never been in love but I imagine it’s similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.
Now that I`m on Facebook, I can finally put that English degree I obtained to some use…
Remember when we thought it would be fun to grow up and have jobs? LOL
I`m not sure it`s possible to fill a moving truck these days without the word "Tetris" being brought into the conversation.
When wearing a logo or clever t-shirt, make sure your rack looks good. No one likes reading stuff on a lumpy, wavy surface. You too, ladies.
Don`t put off for tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today you can do it again tomorrow.
Hey guys,,, Which sounds better: No longer rabid?, Or rabies free since 2003?........ I`m trying to update my e-harmony profile
Anyone else has a plastic bag at home full of plastic bags?
I like long walks on the beach and drives through Taco Bells drive-thru.
Been there, done that. allegedly
In America, someone is shot every 15 seconds ... How is that person still alive?
Every time I`m not with my kid and someone asks me "Where`s the baby?" I just yell "Oh crap!" and run in the direction I came from.
We`ve spent years planning and preparing for the zombie apocalypse all for nothing......clowns....its gonna be clowns that finish us off.
YOU WANNA PIECE OF THIS!?!?! ~me, aggressively handing out cake