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Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs.
A good lawyer knows the law. An excellent one knows the judge.
Was building a website for women drivers ... Bloody thing kept crashing.
my cross-eyed girlfriend left me today. She was seeing someone else.
Wow.. I didn`t know spandex could hold that much.
I wish the media and politicians would stop jumping to delusions.
I hate when my mom tells people I`m 503 months old.
The one thing you never wanna hear when your father catches you watching porn is... "Scoot over."
Apparently everyone was too high in the 70`s when Grease came out to notice that every "student" at Rydell High looked like they were 35
Clearly, you are a person with an open mind. I can feel the breeze from here.
If I`ve learned anything from the Kardashians it`s that I shouldn`t let my complete lack of talent hold me back.
Who did you vote for?? Clinton ? Trump ? Vodka
I don’t let my friends do stupid things… ALONE!
Surprise your wife today. Sell all her shoes and buy something nice for yourself.
I wouldn`t say I`m a stalker so much as I am a covert observation enthusiast.