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I`m actually a really good driver, when Facebook is down.
We live in the era of smartphones & stupid people
!that embarrasing moment when you fake a call then a real one comes...!lol.
Hello is this HP? I’d like to make a return. I ordered a Laser Jet and you sent me a printer.
I hate it when people are holding a device capable of using google and they ask me stupid questions.
My co workers put cookies on my desk, like they`re leaving a sacrifice for an angry god.
I’m not the friend you put on speaker phone.
Tequila... It`s not just for breakfast anymore...
Good things come to those who wait. Better things come if you stop f*cking around and make sh!t happen.
If you can´t read this, you´re illiterate.
I’m not surprised you’re having problems I had a bad experience with your reality once too.
I think that work and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.
If the zombie apocalypse happened in Vegas…would it “stay in Vegas”?
Do you have neighbors?.. Do you have extension cords?..... Are you paying too much for electricity?
No really I`m fine, I have drugs and alcohol to block out reality, but thanks anyway...