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scream outloud and really fast "I won a math debate"
I`m gonna start a secret porn industry and call it "The Illuminaughty"
Marriage (Possible side effects may include sadness, anger, sudden drop in finances, depression, sexual abstinence, and sobriety)
I`ve found that the best web designers in the world are spiders.
If you have a dog grooming business and it’s not called “Doggie Style” then something is wrong with you.
I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
Before criticizing my taste, remember that I like you.
You know it`s time to get a girlfriend when you masturbate in different positions
What is an Amish girls favourite fantasy? Two Mennonite
If there’s one thing that I’ve learned it’s, that I should have learned way more than one thing.
If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to.
QVC has agreed to purchase the Home Shopping Network for around $2 Billion...OR just 100,250,627 easy payments of $19.95!
I hear you`ve been very naughty ... Go to my room!
Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.
Went to Walmart yesterday and bought me a new toilet brush, I think I am gonna go back to using paper, it is much more gentle on the netherlands........