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FYI : My post aren`t directed at anyone in particular...so should anyone be offended by them, I say if the shoe fits ... Wear It!!!!!
I bet sex is great when I`m not the only one in the room.
I like to take an empty Krispy Kreme donut box to work and sit in the break room and watch all of the disappointed faces
I just noticed me saying "LOL" everytime I`m laughing = facebook addict...lmao :)
Ok advertisers, for the last time. I’m playing a game I downloaded for free. So, the fact that you chose to advertise here means your product is grossly overpriced…
"I didn`t get your text" is the new "my dog ate my homework"
I bet now a lot of doctors are going to be reluctant to respond to “Is there a doctor on the plane?”
It`s only a 4 way stop if each driver can read
God created the world in 7 days but took 9 months to create me. So clearly I’m a big deal...
The best thing about hand sanitiser is that when you put it on, it looks like you are plotting to take over the world.
If your parachute doesn`t deploy don`t worry, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
I don`t know why it`s necessary to get a glass dirty, when wine tastes perfectly fine straight out of the bottle.
Did you know dryer sheets double as toilet paper and leave your a$$ smelling like meadows and rain drops?
I’m not saying I’m psychic, but I’m positive I will have no interest in what you’re about to say.
Days that I don’t have to care about my appearance are my favorite days.