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You know the fun part of your life is over when people around you are getting pregnant on purpose.
Its all fun and games until you realize your Capri Sun has no straw.
It`s Friday! High-five some sh!t!
Just in: Chinese people confirm they were just messing with us with chopsticks. "You guys look like dumb idiots lol" says one Chinese guy
I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.
Somebody told me I need adult supervision. I was like "I Know!" It would be awesome to be able to see through walls and shoot lasers out my eyes.
I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept
I just saw a squirrel dragging a wine bottle bag up a tree ... I think I found my spirit animal.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who opens up their Hershey Kisses ever so gently so that the foil doesn’t tear.
Why isn’t the default for online shopping “view all”? Who likes to skip through 20 pages of only 12 items…
Whoever determined that a 1-inch candy bar should be called " fun size" should really re-evaluate their stanards of entertainment.
My box of Animal Crackers said, "WARNING: Do Not Eat if Seal is Broken." I open the box, and sure enough...
When I was little I didn`t care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me. Looking back at some of my old pictures, it`s obvious that my parents didn`t care either.
Just scraped 3 inches of "Mostly Cloudy" off my car.
I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.