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If you watch COPS backwards it`s just a bunch of people overcoming miraculous obstacles to win free drugs
“Do you have a charger?” is the new “Could I bum a cigarette?”
Girls don`t dress for guys, they dress for themselves. If they dressed for guys they would be naked all the time
feels like getting some work done ... so I am sitting down until the feeling passes.
Guys i did not copy or edit this status of mine.Please believe this is my own idea!
Everyone wants you to "be honest" until you tell them how much they suck.
When you msg me @ 9:30am w/ just "Morning," don`t be shocked when I wait till 12:00pm & respond w/ "Noon." Seriously, what did ya expect?
What if God is a woman. Not only will I be going to Hell, but I`ll never hear the end of it.
Went looking for camouflage underwear today.....couldn`t find any
Guy advice #221: Starting a load of laundry in the washing machine and then starting a load in the dryer counts as `2 loads` - just sayin`!
I wonder how many couples would still be together if they traded phones for a weekend
Nice try blocked number, but I don`t even answer my phone when I know who`s calling.
As far as distractions go ... I like to think I`m a good one.
If flying is really so safe, then why is it called the `terminal`?
I love watching The Simpsons. They never get old.