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Telling someone they shouldn`t be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they shouldn`t be happy because others have it better.
Ya, Wednesday sucks but… it could be Monday!
Proposing to a woman isn’t like choosing a life-long business partner. It’s more like hiring your own boss.
The only difference between doggy style and reverse cowgirl is who wants to watch the TV more.
When I`m not sleepy, I listen to some Chris Brown. That knocks me out right away.
Coffee is just a hug for your insides.
Just stepped on the scale. Now I have to replace a broken window and add $467 to the curse word jar.
I just googled "Is there really cowbell in the actual song Don`t Fear the Reaper?" and my first response was, "Go outside and do something."
Life Tip: Get a birthday card with anything you are embarrassed to buy.
Where did all the people walking around with boomboxes in the 80s go? I`m concerned
Whenever I`m feeling down... I try to make sure my nails are clipped.
A new day : the possibilities, endless. the funds, insufficient.
My doctor recommended I increase the amount of Greens in my diet...so I started drinking more Rolling Rock.
In honor of this years` Super Bowl participants respective States of residence, they`ve changed kickoff to 4:20 Eastern Standard time.
Any of you had a friend that borrowed your sh!t and kept it for so long you had to borrow it back..