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When I’m getting off a crowded elevator I like to turn & look at someone who’s staying on and say,, “You’re in charge while I’m gone.”
Adding "just sayin" to a smart-a$$ed comment makes you even more of an a$$hole. Just sayin
Having to share a room with your spouse is absolute nonsense. Even kids get their own rooms...
North West? Im confused i thought Kim Kardashian gave birth to a child not a compass
Of course I`m a good mother ... They`re still alive aren`t they.
I think today I`m going to cut off the sleeves of my snuggie and walk around the neighborhood pretending I`m in a Clint Eastwood western movie.
Tequila... It`s not just for breakfast anymore...
According to my fitness app, I watched TV for 6 miles this week.
I was blown away when I realised the word " OK " is a side ways person.
Nothing says lazy like laying on the couch making today`s responsibilities tomorrow`s problem.
A piñata is NOT a good idea for a Halloween costume.
I can`t really walk the walk, or talk the talk. But, if you need someone to drink the drink, I`m your man!
Sometimes you have to photoshop your life. Touch up edges, adjust the tones, blur the background, focus on yourself & crop some people out.
I was thinking about jumping on the Patriot`s Fan bandwagon, but I am afraid that the tires would be deflated...
i didn`t know i had a facebook account until now