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"I`d hit that" -old people who drive
All I`m saying is one of us is right and the other one is you.
If only life was as easy as getting fat.
There`s no better reminder to visit your dentist than a trip to Walmart.
I have a pretty big ass, so when I half ass something you`re still getting something impressive.
I will write something profound ... subsoil!
Saw a chameleon today. So I guess it`s safe to say it was a pretty sh!tty chameleon.
Relax, we`re all crazy. It`s not a competition.
Just checked my Farmville for the first time in 2 years... It`s now a Walmart.
You know those orange cones they put on the highway for you to knock down? I just beat my high score last night!
The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single f*cking one of them
Not only am I a master of suspense, but I...
"I`ve had so much coffee, I got halfway to work and realized I forgot my car."
Crazy is not a destination, it is a way of life.