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If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be?
Olympic Mens Ice Hockey USA vs Canada. Loser keeps Justin Bieber.
Maybe early risers just aren’t as awesome at sleeping as I am.
Call me an optimist, but I always viewed my cup as half full…of Vodka!!
I just found out cock fighting is done with roosters and now it feels like this 6 months of training has been wasted.
That logical moment when you`re watching Home Alone 2 wondering how child services haven`t taken him away from his parents yet.
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
"I`m $50 away from getting free shipping which is only $5 and what I want is $12 so I need to spend $38 more to save money." -my brain
I was on way home this morning when I seen an AA van pulled in and the driver was crying his eyes out. I thought to myself that guy is heading for a breakdown.
I have a bad habit of laughing at inappropriate moments.
i dont like ling distance relationships so i move the fridge to my room
There`s a word for people like you and that word is "leave."
My name is Fred and I`m a survivor. If you are out there..if anyone is out there. I can provide food/shelter..Anybody please....U are not alone....
Shouldn’t the Air and Space museum be empty?
A fun way to "Break up" is to tell them to "Go long" and then never throw them the football.