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Women can walk around all day long in a bikini, but God forbid if you see them in their bras and panties. I will never comprehend this.
Making an effort in the last of 2014 to cut away distractions so I can spend more time with my iPhone.
I bought some shoes of a drug dealer, I don`t know what he laced them with but I`ve been tripping all day.
It saddens me to say that after tasting this homemade whiskey/nacho cheese ice cream, I’ve found not all dreams are meant to be followed.
Step One: Always have a solid alibi.
Why are people with BAD breath always wanting to tell me a secret?
Someone`s gotta break it to people under 25 that cameras can also point away from themselves.
I got in touch with my feminine side today... I made myself a sandwich.
I’m a lonely Status. I wish more people liked me.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women hahaha
Roses are red, violets are blue, sandwiches are tasty, rhyming is hard
I thought she would duck officer- me checking the psychic`s ability
My therapist doesn`t believe in werewolves so I left my last session with more problems than when I arrived.
Facebook is not all about likes and shares. . . Like and share if you agree.
Never underestimate the power of cleavage.