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I`m not sure if I actually have free time or there are things I`m forgetting to do.
When exactly are they going to make Xanax fit my Pez Dispenser?
is actually feeling pretty much okay about not accomplishing anything this year.
There`s no time like the present to make a positive change in your life ... or to take a nice nap
Man, those 2013 Mayan Calenders are REALLY hard to find...
Every time I see a preview for Hoarders, I grab the closest thing to me and immediately throw it away.
I`m just a man standing in front of a woman, who is standing in front of another man who is in front of another woman in line at Taco Bell.
there`s only 2 things in life you have control in changing that is your attitude and a kids diaper.. which at times both can be the equivalent of the other..
At the end of the day, life should ask us, Do you want to save the changes?
I was planning to do something today, but I haven’t finished doing nothing from yesterday.
How long do I have to stand in front of the microwave for to become a member of X-Men?
Fitness? More like fitness whole cheesecake in my mouth.
Clearly skinny jeans are easier to obtain than skinny genes
My internet was down for almost 4 mins,im ok but the 911 operator was a total b**ch about it!
It kinda makes sense that the target audience for fidget spinners lost interest in them so quickly