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my wish for tonight is for the person reading this status to have a Good Night!
That microwavable meal was delicious and filling! – no one ever
Live today like it`s your last!! But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn`t.
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
I love nostalgia. Not sure what it means, but it reminds me of magical words from my childhood.
"Dont make me regret this!" is something I say to myself every time I accept a facebook friendship from a relative.
Whenever I see a really hot girl with an ugly guy, I think "lottery winner".
My New Years resolution is always don’t die. So far so good.
its not the up`s and down`s that bring you down...its the jerks!!
I wonder if Batman knows that other cities have crime, too.
Here’s the thing about work: I really don’t feel like doing any.
Me and my recliner...we go way back.
Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang - So I shot him..
Will someone please tell ugly girls with small boobs that their opioion doesnt really matter.
The only thought I have for the weather lately is that someone somewhere is losing a game of Jumanji.