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Getting to bed early so I can be well rested and fully alert for my morning anxiety.
I`m trying to live healthier......but I`m considering taking up cigars, since they`re still the coolest way to light dynamite fuses.
Tequila. For those nights you just want to pretend she`s hot.
Apparently when a trainer asks you why you want to get in shape and you answer "revenge" it will raise a couple eyebrows.
Protip: Never look up from your breakfast if you hear the words "gruesome discovery" coming from your TV on the morning news.
Guys are excellent cooks. With two eggs, a sausage, & a little bit of milk...they can keep a girl`s stomach full for 9 months.
May the bridges I burn light the way.
Why is it called a "personal trainer", instead of an "exercist"?
At the young age of 5, a bear told me that I am the only person who can prevent forest fires. Why I was chosen, I`ll never know.
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, you know you have small boobs
A tattoo doesn’t tell you very much about a person, but where they put the tattoo does.
Have you ever thought about how weird it is that one of your hands is dumber than the other?
Roses are red and sometimes they`re thorny, when I think of you, I get really ...............
According to WebMD, MedicineNet, Healthline, Mayo Clinic, Symptom Checker, NetDoctor, MedlinePlus, Johns Hopkins and InfoMedNet, I`m OCD.
A real friend is someone who knows how damn crazy you are... But is still willing to be seen out in public with you.