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Must be my day for Mis-Advertizing --- I just ate a Bowl of Cheerios ----- and they DIDN`T make me Happy!!!! FML!!! :-P
My new years resolution was to lose 30 lbs by the end of summer... I`ve only got 40 lbs to go.
The trick to falling asleep is putting your phone down. Unfortunately, that`s not a risk I`m willing to take.
"Just so you know, you`re coming home with me tonight." I whisper to all the leftover food on the table from our dinner date.
Why am I not allowed to post anything on here?
Is it considered rude to ask your boss if it hurt when the house fell on her in The Wizard of Oz?
The kids left w/my parents for a week. I plan to run around the house for an hour yelling "woo hoo", but after that my schedule is wide open
You know what`s the best part about waking up early? Nothing, it sucks!
Dear God, thank you for all the animals, and plants, and insects, but were spiders really necessary?
As i get older i realize I do a LOT more YOGA...attempting to tie my shoelaces
Being alone with my thoughts can be quite boring unless alcohol is involved
I have found my sleep number and it is eleven, eleven beers.
You have no idea how funny I am to me.
I was named after my father. I don`t really like the name "Dad" though.