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I`m actually a really good driver, when Facebook is down.
Do you ever bring your pet up to a mirror and you`re just like, "That is you."
A Smart car Zoomed past me And vanished into a pothole.
I may be crazy, but crazy is better than stupid.
Woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on my face....damn kids and thier sharpies.
I have to hand it to people who lead a double life ... I can barely handle the one I have.
Whoever said "sticks and stones may break your bones but words will never hurt you" has obviously never been hit with a dictionary.
My “I hate you” face must look a lot like my “I’m loving this conversation” face.
i wasnt that drunk * "bro, you destroyed my mothers garden while screaming F*CK FARMVILLE!"*
College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
I just went dumpster diving.. and hit the mother load. Tons of dude gear and tools! It smelled of angry white woman.
When you introduce clapping to your dancing you might probably be too old to be in a night club at 1am.
is sick and tired and tired of being sick and sick of being tired!
I made the mistake of asking Siri what women want....she has been talking non-stop for the last 3 days.
From what I can piece together, this Pitbull character enjoys "partying"