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This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job.
I built that beach a sandcastle. Beaches love sandcastles.
The awkward moment when you’re that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single.
I stepped on the scale today. Not to get my weight. I just couldn`t reach the cookies in the cupboard.
I`ve learned to take life as it comes...straight with no chaser.....
I love facebook... It`s the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot...
On a scale of 1 to "Get out you`re fired" where does napping at work rank?
How many people actually tell everyone that you said Hi.
The human body can survive three weeks without food, three days without water but only three hours without wifi.
For the record, you`ll need a turntable needle.
Juicing changed my life. I went from being overweight, to being overweight and owning a juicer.
FACT: The higher pitched my "hey!" the greater the chance I don`t remember who you are.
I went for window shopping , and guest what , I bought four windows....
My husband`s wife is freakin` awesome!
After I drink coffee I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him I`ve successfully installed Java. He hates me.