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The first rule of selfie club should be to clean your room.
i am not so think, as you drunk i am
Checklist: Poke People ? Delete People ? Block People ? Send Friend Requests ? Accept Friend Requests ? Ignore Chats ? Make Stupid Photoshop Pics With My Face ?....Morning chores all done.
Good news: I can still do a full split! Bad news: It wasn`t on purpose!
Someone told me I`m immature and need to grow up. Guess who`s not allowed in my treehouse now.
Always love a woman for her personality. They have like ten so you can choose.
Hey Monday+?+(???) +?+
The toughest decision I will make today is bottle or draft.
I`m no expert, but I would guess the internet really affected encyclopedia sales.
Homes are 750 square feet larger today than they were 30 years ago. Unfortunately, so are most Americans.
What are the words I`m looking for? Oh yeah...Eat sh!t and die.
I hope when I die Charlie Sheen`s life flashes before my eyes.
In honor of this years` Super Bowl participants respective States of residence, they`ve changed kickoff to 4:20 Eastern Standard time.
Benefits of dating me: 1. You`re the sane one.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.