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It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were invented.
Just checked my Farmville for the first time in 2 years... It`s now a Walmart.
WARNING: Objects in profile pics are not as pretty as they appear.
The next time you feel you’re worthless…. just remember…. your organs are worth a LOT of money on the black market.
Its all sh!ts and giggles until someone giggles and sh!ts
When people ask me if I’m working hard or hardly working, I like to stab them with a pen and ask if they’re hurting hard or hardly hurting.
Just took a shower. You have no idea how hard it was to sneak that thing out of Home Depot.
decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
If you have really strong opinions on subjects that you know very little about... then Facebook just may be the perfect thing for you.
I hate people who say "Age is just a number" — Age is clearly a word.
I didn`t break the rules. They were broken when I got here.
Are you smarter than a 5th grader? Wait… Regular or Asian?
Man, the first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
Santa gets all the credit and I get all the debt.
STD`s aren`t like pokémon, your not suppose to catch`em all!