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Last year in college football Alabama beat Arkansas, Tennessee, and Auburn. Those teams coaches all resigned. Any chance of Alabama playing agsinst the White House this year?
I`m about as lost as lesbian on ChristianMingle.com
Has anyone donated any money to ALS? All these ice bucket challenges I been seeing makes me think ... you all some cheap bastards
Thank goodness I`m loud and obnoxious all the time, so my family can`t blame it on the alcohol.
I`m getting older but I still have my moments...though I don`t always remember where I put them
The Brain ? Forgets what I want to remember, Remembers what I want to forget.
I`ve been hitting "remind me later" for about the last 4 years on Adobe.
My life is much more fun and interesting when I`m single... Problem is I can`t remember any of it.
There`s something I need to get off my chest: Darned Cheetos crumbs.
My wife said to go out and buy something that makes her look hot & sexy for Valentine`s Day! So I got drunk.
Maybe if I tilt my head to the side I can understand English – dogs
I`d like to thanks all the girls for wearing yoga pants. It is the only reason why we`re not complaining about how cold this winter it
I wish tanning beds could pop you out like a toaster when you`re finished.
If you`re buying Smart Water for 4$ a bottle,, I`m sorry to tell you it`s not working
I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of crazy.