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Ladys have it easy, if they ever do start to loose an argument they can just start playing with their boobs
You know it`s good advice, when your still confused afterwards.
From what I can gather, men hit their sexual peak around age 18. And women hit theirs as soon as the divorce is final.
I’m always impressed when I can stump auto-correct...
Same sex marriage? Heck, I know couples who would be happy with a SOME sex marriage
Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.
Watching MTV Cribs makes me feel better about downloading music off the internet.
The problem with taking the road less traveled is the poor phone signal...
If Wyle E Coyote had enough cash to buy all that ACME stuff why didn’t he just buy dinner?
I am the head of this household, and I have my wife`s permission to say so.
You know when you’re exercising and feel like you could keep going and going? That’s happening to me, only with beer.
There are so many things in life I still need to lick.
I have a PHD (Pretty Huge d*ck)
I’m just gonna let my pillow decide my hairstyle for tomorrow.
Turns out a crash diet doesn`t mean having vodka with every meal and falling down the stairs!