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Ladys, if you`re in an argument with a guy and there`s no may to win. Start playing with your boobs...works every time.
Enough with the lies, people who drink decaf coffee, tell us what your game plan is.
Dear parents of college students on Spring Break, Congrats! Many of you are about to be grandparents!
Roman Numerals...what are they good IV?
The phrase "Go see your Ford dealer" means something completely different in Canada than the United States.
I hate it when TV shows say they contain “adult situations” but then don’t show anyone going to work, paying their bills or cleaning up their kid’s vomit.
I’m Not Arguing. I’m Simply Explaining Why I’m Right.
My mind is like "LETS DO THIS SH!T" but my body is like "calm down motherf*cker"
Over 400 billion people a year are victims of exaggerated statistics.
The fact that this peanut butter jar states that it "Contains Peanuts" makes me extremely nervous for the human race.
Some days I just wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
I’m not crazy just the voices are!
I imagine some people are like...: `should I take the shower?...no...I`m taking the train today...`
Bored? Simply send a text to a random number saying "I`m pregnant"
Volleyball is just a more intense game of "Don`t let the balloon touch the floor"