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Olympic Mens Ice Hockey USA vs Canada. Loser keeps Justin Bieber.
I wish I lived in a glass house, those people seem to have a lot of fun...
I hate when a couple argues in public but I missed the start and don`t know whose side I`m on.
It takes a smoke detector 4 months to stop beeping if you were wondering how lazy I am.
I wasn`t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
If someone hates you for no apparent reason, give them one.
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn`t concentrate.
I was planning to do something today, but I haven’t finished doing nothing from yesterday.
The problem with alcohol is that... it wears off.
omg I just found out I`m allergic to exercise...at first I get all flushed, then I break out in a sweat, my heart starts pounding really fast, then I cant breath........i wont be doing that again!
Would I be in a porno for a million dollars? It depends. What kind of porn? Will my mom see it? Do I have to pay the million all at once?
I bet attractive people think the world is a lot more polite than it really is.
What`s cardio, and can I eat it?
This strip mall certainly is misleading And I probably should put my clothes back on now.
Want your favorite song to become your least favorite song? Just make it your alarm tune.