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For years I thought hitchhikers were just complimenting my driving.
I advise you...don`t mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.
This girl says she wants me to butter her muffin.. I don’t even know what that means but now I’m hungry.
Wine doesn`t have many vitamins. That`s why you have to drink a lot of it.
If I was a Jedi there is a 100% chance that I would use the Force inappropriately.
Unless life hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.
likes beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate major events such as the my birthday or the fact that that it`s Monday.
I can tell by your boobs that you`ve never seen a bar tab.
Humpty Dumpty was pushed I tell ya. PUSHED!!!!!!
The only beachfront property I`ll ever be able to afford is a sandcastle.
Note to Self: Wearing headphones do not make my farts silent.
12 year olds having sex ? Im sorry when i was 12 i was to afraid to pull my foreskin back incase my d*ck fell out.
I’m jealous of a book character for having sex with another character but sure come ask my advice about your marriage.
You mean you can actually put the cork back in a wine bottle? WHY!!??
In life you will meet all sorts of people, happy, moody, shy, loud, weird, and then there`s me So deal with it mmuhaaaaaaaahaaahaaaa that`s right !