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When I was younger, it was wine, women & song. Now I am older, it`s beer, the old lady & TV!
I miss the good old days when we blamed Marilyn Manson for all our problems.
Ever have the experience of staring at an outfit hanging in your closet and wondering which of the personalities did the shopping that day?
Someday, I hope to be so rich that I`ll never be happy again.
You guys remember back before Google when we would just sit around and wonder about sh!t ...?
If its true we`re here to help others, then what exaclty are the others here for?
My mom just walked in and called me gay... If my nails weren`t drying i swear to God..
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but my boss just gets mad when I don`t come into work.
H.A.T.E.R.S. : Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success?
The only hunger games i care about involve plastic hippos.
"Better to be pissed off than pissed on!" Actually, I prefer a third scenario where I`m not angry or covered in piss.
Folks, there`s no need to say GOODNIGHT on Facebook. NO ONE will be thinking " hey where did they go".
To Do: Figure out how to get paid to travel the world and eat.
No matter how stupid you feel, remember, Little Red Riding Hood couldn`t figure out a talking wolf in drag wasn`t her grandmother.
It`s like my pastor always says, "Who are you and why are you stealing wine?"