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I can`t wait to meet that special someone who will eventually ignore me.
Before I wash my socks, I just throw one in the trash.
I screamed a Brazilian times during that waxing.
Four out of five voices in my head are saying this is gonna´ be a great day.
I never owned a telescope, but it`s something that I`m thinking of looking into.
Ever since I heard that women have one breast bigger than the other,it`s given me another reason to stare.
Make Tomorrow More Fun: Unplug the copier at work & put a sign on it that says “now voice activated!” Sit back & watch the magic unfold
I`d do anything to lose 20lbs. Well, except for eating healthy or working out.
I don’t know what it is but, it’s on sale.
It`s impossible to get a parking ticket if you don`t have windshield wipers.
The brain is the most outstanding organ, it works for 24 hours 365 days, right from your birth until you fall in love.
I don`t run away from my problems. That`s immature. I ignore them.
If the shoe fits, buy it.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but i turned myself around and THAT`S what it`s all about
People always ask me, where do I come up with my status`, do I make them up, or do I get them from the internet.. Truth is people. I use Status Enhancing Drugs.