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Today: I`m going to be understanding, productive, and nice. WHAT? Stop laughing! I`m serious!
From this point on, all postings of pictures of waffles will be considered a personal invitation.
I get in this weird mood where I don`t want to talk to anybody and just want to be left alone. I call this mood `Awake`
Vegetables are a must on my diet. I am eating Carrot cake, Zucchini bread and Pumpkin pie.
I have many talents, but giving an f*ck isn’t one of them
There’s nothing better than a nap after a good nights sleep.
RAIN!!!! :) I guess my rain dances must have worked. Some people call it stumbling around... I call it rain dancing.
Do Starbucks employees take coffee breaks?
"I have no idea. Why don`t you just Google it?" —My answer to just about every question I`m ever asked
Sometimes I wake up grumpy but sometimes I let her sleep instead..
Firemen, Astronauts, and Doctors are the only people who actually followed through on what they wanted to be when they grew up.
You`ll notice you never see sweatpants with "Classy" written across the butt.
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed and it was....GREAT!
It’s not weird to talk to yourself, it’s just weird when someone else hears you talking to yourself.
Pink camouflage: I`m like, where you hiding? Candyland?