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Edward Cullen is extremely pale due to the lack of light in the closet.
Dear Friday, I`m ready !!!
Next time you over hear a stranger giving out their number. Text them details of what they are wearing. It`s so fun to watch them freak out!
Fellas; There’s no heterosexual way of taking a selfie.
"I`m sorry" and "I apologise" mean the same thing...except when you`re at a funeral.
Well your honor, I thought handing her the curling iron while she was showering would get her ready faster.
The unplanned moments tend to be the best ones.
Panick, chaos, anarchy... my work here is done.
It`s not an attitude problem, it`s the way I am.
So much to do and so few alibis.
I don`t always say I`m never drinking again, but when I do, I`m a f*cking liar.
My New Years resolution is to be more assertive if that`s okay with you guys?
The problem with money is that too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me.
If we’re not supposed to eat late, then why is there a light in the fridge?
I`d explain it to you again but I`m fresh out of crayons and puppets