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Apparently getting injured while in the KISS Army doesn`t make you eligible for V.A. benefits.
I prefer to use the bathroom naked w/ the door wide open. Sorry if this interferes with your idea of a "safe & fun work environment"
I`m not sure what my spirit animal is, but I`m sure it has Rabies.
FACT: If you want to keep a secret from me, put it inside a Facebook event invitation.
Good morning to some...Hello to others...And f*uck you to the rest!!
I got in touch with my feminine side today... I made myself a sandwich.
about love
If its the thought that counts, then I`ve banged so many hot chicks.
You know that confused look that old people get when looking at new technology? I`m like that, but with salad.
I can`t believe we made a movie that is essentially giving the apes a blueprint on how to take over the Earth.
I`m Not Single. I am romantically challenged
You lost your phone and it`s on silent? Too bad. If you liked it then you should`ve put a ring on it.
So apparently, all you can eat buffets do not include the waitresses...
Good thing I`m judged on my actions and not my thoughts.
My "Kiss me, I`m Irish" shirt only seems to be working on my dog.