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Change of plans everyone: NOBODY Wang Chung tonight.
“Hangover” makes it sounds like it’s all done now. I’d like to propose the term “hanghappening”.
Welcome back to plastic surgery anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces here today.
It is amazing how a nice pair of boobs can hide serious flaws and signs of mental illness until after you marry them!
I saw a chameleon today. I guess it was a pretty crappy chameleon.
How do you get to be that guy who waves the chopsticks at the the orchestra? I feel like I could do that.
I don’t understand ads on porn sites. like who is ever in the middle of jerking off then goes like “woah! that’s the new detergent?”
Thou shall not promote Christmas until after Thanksgiving.
Happy Monday!! I`m gonna sit this one out.
I didn`t break the rules. They were broken when I got here.
Goodnight, good people - and nite nite to the naughty ones too!
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you`re innocent".
Dimples are considered a facial muscledeformity in the medical world.
I suggest we drink before we go out drinking.
On a scale from 0 to insane I`m batman