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You never know a person until you walk in their shoes, or until you check their browser history.
I often worry that mankind is going to start World War III soley because we enjoy trilogies.
People who help you find what you are looking for in a liquor store should be called "Spirit Guides."
"Hey, man, just called to see when you`re going to commercial. Now? Ok, us too." -Radio Stations
Don`t be part of the problem. Be the ENTIRE problem.
Found out today you`re supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, not a jelly stain. Sorry lady at the waffle house... just trying to help.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain realizes what I`m doing.
To all those that now have a DUI, domestic violence charge or one less finger... Happy 5th of July
If you ever feel like a failure, just know that somewhere in the world, someone just lost their straw inside a Capri Sun.
just keep scrolling nothing to see hear
Male camel toe? Dude that`s just nuts.
With names like "Batman" and "Robin", you`d think they could fly...
Just dropped off some film to be processed. More on this story as it develops.
My favorite mythical creature is the happy b*tch in tampon commercials.
Some people are flirting with my delete & block button