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There are no bad pictures. That`s just how your face looks sometimes.
The face jewelry is getting out of hand. I saw a guy today that looked like he had done a face plant in a tackle box.
So they say that having to much sex can cause memory loss, which is just a little something I seem to remember reading in a Rolling Stone magazine once on page 64 paragraphs 3 through 5 while sitting on a park bench October 14th 2002 at 3:46 p.m
Politicians and diapers should be changed regularly and for the same reason...
The batteries in my electric toothbrush died before I finished. I`ve never sympathized more with women in my life.
Junk food would be a lot easier to avoid if it actually tasted like junk.
I always give waiters a tip, but they never seem to appreciate my advice.
Roasting marshmallows is great because it combines dessert and playing with fire.
I take so many things with a grain of salt that I`m surprised I don`t have high blood pressure.
Word for the day is asstard
I`m just saying it might be a good idea for Liam Neeson`s to take his family members to the vet and get them microchipped.
I tried to give a cute waitress my phone number by writing it on the credit card receipt but accidentally tipped her 9 billion dollars.
Happy 15th birthday google, 3 more years and you will be able to search for adult sites legally
Netflix basically has every movie, except for the ones I actually want to watch.
The point is... Is Imma hug you like a panda nd you`re gunna like it.!(: